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released October 30, 2008

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Track Name: HPxHC
Dude, Harry Potter ain't freakin' hardcore.
He's a stupid, magic-making, spell-giving, nerd.
Hey, hey, hey, Sergeant Soy, I'm tellin' you.
I know he looks like an emo kid, with his little glasses,
But he loves hardcore. I know him. I'm tellin' you.
Yeah, that sissy wand makes him look real tough.
I'm tellin' you Sergeant Soy!
He's My friend, stop talking crap about my friend.
Yeah, real hardcore.
Oh, yeah, well...

Whatcha' gonna do about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Whatcha' gonna say about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Even though he rides a broom,
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
I just saw him beat down Dumbledore!
Herminione and Ginny, Harry called both hags!
They think he's gone crazy!
Harry loves the Cro-Mags!

Whatcha' gonna do about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Whatcha' gonna say about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Even though he rides a broom,
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
I just saw him burn down Gryfindor!
Hagrid's running!
Harry's spell caused a flood!
He's moshin' in his room!
Cause he loves Pufferblood!

Whatcha' gonna do about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Whatcha' gonna say about it?!
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Even though he rides a broom,
HARRY POTTER'S HARDCORE!
Cause I just saw him beat down Dumbledore!

HARRY!
POTTER!
IS HARDY!
CORE THAN YOU!
HE'S HARDER THAN YOU!
MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU!
Track Name: Keepin' It Real
You can't convince me
I will never change
I will always believe
So what?
Keepin' it
keepin' it
When I look back then
It's how I feel
they're still alive
So I'm keepin' it
Keepin' it real

Here's a short
list of things
I'm keepin' real

Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Unicorns
Tooth fairy
Wrestling
Aliens

Mermaids
Leprechauns
Bigfoot
Wizards
Superheroes
Track Name: Batman's a Deadman
Batman, batman is a dead man
Batman, batman is a dead man
Hardcore is alive and we're coming
To take Gotham City back, so start running
There's nothing you can do.
Don't even think to try.
We blew up your Bat mobile
So spread your wings and fly
Batman, batman is a dead man
Batman, batman is a dead man
Batman, batman is a one dead man
Batman, batman is a one dead man
Hardcore is alive and we're coming
To take Gotham City back so start running
You shutdown our scene
Cause you think the kids were mean.
We were only having fun,
But now you're on the run
Batman, batman is a dead man
Batman, batman is a dead man
Batman, batman is a one dead man
Batman, batman ...
Nanananananana dead man
Track Name: Too Legit to Quit
I am Captain Straight Edge, and I am here to say
All you evil drug dealers are gonna see the day where you go down!
If you smoke you choke, you drink you stink
I'll shoot a laser beam at you cause
Captain STRAIGHT EDGE, I am Captain Straight Edge

I believe in straight edge, it's the only way
All you drunken maniacs are gonna see the day where you will die!
If you smoke you choke, you drink you stink
I'll shoot a fireball at you cause
Captain STRAIGHT EDGE, he is Captain Straight Edge
THE AMAZING BREAKDOWN

Life is good,
Drugs are bad,
Life is good,
Great!